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Do you believe this?
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Look on the bright side. It's not one of your exes
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looking for more money.
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No, it's a weirdo looking for tutelage.
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I tried that once.
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The woman left her manuscript all over my house.
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Wait. She broke in?
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6 times.
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Well, where is she now?
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She's doing 5 to 10.
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Ooh. Classy.
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Anything?