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about my open house--
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I'm not stealing wine and cheese from the bar again.
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Oh, come on.
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That was for the church potluck.
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Mom, when you stay at a career longer than it takes
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for a banana to ripen, then I'll help you out.
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Well, I would like to thank you
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for once again proving to me
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that you are nothing but an ungrateful, unsupportive son.
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Okay, but you know what? That's okay.
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Because I don't need your help.
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I am a professional woman