Oh my god, Ben,

老天本
You are never gonna believe what happened yesterday.

你绝对想象不到昨天发生了什么
Your open house was a huge success

你的开放参观日空前成功
and you rented your first listing?

所以你做成了第一单生意是吧
Or some idiot left a candle burning

或者是某个蠢货在里面留了根点燃的蜡烛
and lit the apartment up like a torch.

把那公寓烧了个遍
Do they know who did it?

他们知道是谁干的吗
Not a clue.

毫无头绪
Oh, that's a relief.

那真是太好了
I mean, I hate to think that they thought you were responsible.

我是说万一他们以为是你做的怎么办
They don't, do they?

他们没真的这么想吧
Oh, god, no.

才没有