So, you want me to lie?

你想让我撒谎
Lie? What? No.

撒谎什么不是
Yeah, okay.

好吧
A food truck is very...

餐车太...
pedestrian.

平庸了
We're gonna spin the details a little bit.

我们只需稍稍改一下细节
You should take mental notes.

你用心记一下
You own several five-star restaurants.

你有几家五星级餐馆
You're here in New York taking meetings for your TV cooking show.

你来纽约为你的烹饪节目开会
You are the next Gordon Ramsey,

你会是下一个戈登·拉姆齐
only much hotter and more charming.

但比他更性感更有魅力
You could just take a life-sized cut out of me.

你还不如带个和我长得一样的假人