You're here in New York taking meetings for your TV cooking show.

你来纽约为你的烹饪节目开会
You are the next Gordon Ramsey,

你会是下一个戈登·拉姆齐
only much hotter and more charming.

但比他更性感更有魅力
You could just take a life-sized cut out of me.

你还不如带个和我长得一样的假人
Or a ruggedly handsome ventriloquist dummy.

或者找个英俊的傀儡娃娃
You know what? You might think that this is silly,

你知道吗也许你觉得这样很蠢
but I really need you to be here for me.

但我真的需要你支持我
Max's mother hated me, and that never went away.

麦克斯的妈妈一直都讨厌我
If Jordan and I are gonna have a chance in hell,

如果我和乔丹之间想在一起
I have to present the best possible me,

我必须展示我最好的一面
and that means the best possible you, okay?

也意味着你最好的一面好吗
You look great.

你看起来帅极了