来自《绝望的主妇 第1季 第2集 第2集》

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  I try everything.
  我用尽了办法
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  I scream. I threaten. I reason.
  我向他们大吼 威胁 讲道理
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  I beg. Nothing works.
  甚至哀求 通通不管用
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  I don't know if it's because
  我不知道是不是
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  they're too young and they don't understand,
  因为他们太小了根本就不懂
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  or if they're just getting some perverse joy out of testing me.
  还是他们以挑衅我取乐
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  My mother used to have the worst time with me in the car,
  我妈妈也曾因我在车上捣乱头疼
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  so one time when I was acting up,
  有一回我再次捣乱的时候
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  she stopped and left me on the side of the road,
  她停下车 把我扔在路边
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  and she drove off.
  然后就自己开车走了
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  You're kidding?
  开玩笑吧
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  Oh, she came back immediately,
  当然 她很快就回来了