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No, the truth. You see this number?
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I-I can't really read it, your hand is shaking so much.
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It is a blood-alcohol level of .06.
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That's legal.
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You showed me an alcoholics anonymous chip to prove you were sober.
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Your cholesterol is through the roof, your heart oversized,
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your lungs congested, and yet you still smoke cigars.
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- I'm cutting down! - You know what this is?
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Okay, why do you keep showing me things and asking me what they are?
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It is my official recommendation to the chief of police
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that you be relieved of active duty
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due to your imminent and inevitable death.