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Home-brewed to silky perfection.
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Smallest donation gets two six-packs.
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Other than Gomie here pees sitting down,
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here's what we know.
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Christian Ortega, AKA "Combo."
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Shot dead by an unknown assailant last month.
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"Combo?" I hear you say.
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"Why, I'm unfamiliar with that name.
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Was he a Nobel laureate perchance?"
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No. He was a dipshit, wannabe banger.
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Now, no arrests, save for stealing a Baby Jesus
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From a Knights of Columbus manger back when he was 17.