来自《少男老爸 第3季 第8集 第8集》

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  *It's amazing how the unexpected*
  *人生妙无边 惊喜无极限*
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  You know my dad will freak out,
  我爸肯定会吓一跳的
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  but I can't keep this up.
  但我装不下去了
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  You know my knowledge of the law
  你又不是不知道我的法律知识
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  is limited to TV shows
  仅限于电视上看到的
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  and that time we went to jury duty
  还有那段时间我们为了钓马子
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  just to pick up girls.
  去做陪审员时学到的一些
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  Look, I don't care who she killed.
  我才不关心她杀了谁
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  That defendant was guilty of first degree sexiness.
  反正被告一级性感罪名成立
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  You may not know anything about the law,
  虽然你对法律知识一无所知
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  but we do know someone who does.
  但是有人知道啊
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  Well, unfortunately the deposed is indisposed
  真不凑巧 现在该方便的人不是很方便