Ha-ha.

真好笑
Why don't you go easy on me, man?

你对我说话这么带刺干什么
I got my ass beat about a week ago.

我一周前被别人揍成了猪头
I know. I know that.

我知道我知道啊
And I was almost sad when I heard the news.

我听到消息之后差一点就伤心了
And then I was vaguely disappointed when I heard

结果听说你好像不会挂掉
you weren't gonna die or anything like that.

就隐约感觉失望
But knowing you were in great pain did make me smile.

不过听说你疼得很厉害我就微笑了
It's the little things, you know?

这都是小事你懂吗
But if you break my daughter's heart...

但你要是敢伤我女儿的心
Being stomped on by a bunch of gangbangers is gonna seem like a playdate

被一群恶棍流氓轮揍都是小事
compared to the can of rape-ass I will open up on your...

看老子到时候用爆菊术爆了你的...