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He was not!
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How messed up was that?!
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So messed up.
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What do you say let's go have some fun?
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My wife's in New York,
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and I got a Lion King residual check
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burning a hole in my pocket.
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So, afternoon tea was a bust.
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On the bright side, every six-year-old there
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was jealous of my tiara.
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Not gonna lie-- it felt good.
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Let me ask you a question: