What if we do get caught; who cares?

就算我们被抓了又有什么所谓
So we get banned from Comic-Con.

不就是被禁止参加动漫展嘛
- Maybe slapped with a fine. - Oh, no.

-也许交个罚款 -不不
I'll be an astronaut and a bad boy--

我既是宇航员又是坏男人
how will women keep their pants on?

女人怎么克制得住对我的冲动呢
Uh, maybe it'll come up when I apply for citizenship.

或许当我申请公民资格时还能显摆一下这事
Oh, crap, what if it comes up when I apply for citizenship?

靠万一申请公民资格时这事被知道了怎么办
I wonder if we'd have to disclose something like this

不知道我们申请津贴时这种事
when we apply for grants.

需不需要坦白上报
He's gonna be here any second-- what should we do?

他马上就来了我们怎么办
You guys are such babies.

你们这两个没用的小屁孩
I'll handle this.

交给哥处理吧