- Phoebe, you're on. - Oh. Oh, good.

- 菲比，轮到你了 - 好
Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand...

各位，因应观众热烈的要求…
...Miss Phoebe Buffay.

请大家欢迎菲比布非
Thanks. Hi.

谢谢大家
Um, ahem, I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.

一开始我想先唱首在这个佳节对我意义重大的歌曲
I made a man with eyes of coal

我做了一个人眼睛是煤炭做的
And a smile so bewitchin'

他有谜样般的微笑
How was I supposed to know

我要怎么知道
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?

我母亲死在厨房的事实？
La-la-la

啦…
My mother's ashes

我母亲的骨灰
Even her eyelashes

甚至是她的睫毛