来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第3集 第3集》

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  or was I gonna find out when you cut my air-hose supply
  还是会在度蜜月潜水时 把我的呼吸管剪断
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  in a supposed diving accident on our honeymoon?
  造成我溺亡的假象 到那时我才会发现
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  You think we're gonna get married?
  你觉得我们会结婚吗
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  Okay, okay.
  好吧好吧
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  Ten years ago I drove to Oakland to see my Chargers play,
  10年前我开车去奥克兰去看电光队比赛
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  and when I walked out of the stadium,
  当我走出体育场
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  these two Raiders fans were dumping mustard
  有两个突击者的粉丝把芥末倒在
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  on the hood of my white Jetta.
  我的白色捷达引擎盖上
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  So I complained to the cops,
  然后我就跟警察报告了这个事
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  also Raiders fans, it turns out,
  结果他们也是突袭者队的球迷
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  Because the second I started,
  因为我一开始说话
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  they cuffed me, booked me,
  他们就拷上我 把我记录在案