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I see all of the data of what men prefer in women.
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Let me just play around with your Wallflower profile.
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What's wrong with my Wallflower profile?
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Just -- let me show you.
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So, first off, men prefer women who like to have fun,
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So instead of "Enjoying curling up with a book,"
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you "Love to dance."
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Instead of this picture of you with a diploma,
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we get this picture of you here getting your margarita on.
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And finally, we're gonna have to take your annual salary,
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like, down a peg because data shows
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that men find that to be intimidating.