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So, first off, men prefer women who like to have fun,
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So instead of "Enjoying curling up with a book,"
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you "Love to dance."
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Instead of this picture of you with a diploma,
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we get this picture of you here getting your margarita on.
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And finally, we're gonna have to take your annual salary,
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like, down a peg because data shows
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that men find that to be intimidating.
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Well, your data sounds very sexist.
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Do you want to die alone?
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Sweet. This baby is ready to ship.
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Blam! It is raining handsome.