and letters to the Dallas office?

电话和信件数量增加的情况呢
I have checked all the assassination buffs

我查过所有暗杀爱好者
and conspiracy theorists, including myself,

和阴谋论者包括我自己
and I'm sort of sad to say we're all in the clear.

我遗憾地告诉你没有可疑的人
What about the acts of civil unrest?

那社会动乱呢
Oh, that. Well, I have a treasure trove

那个啊我为你准备了一份珍贵的
of terrible tidbits for you.

可怕小栏报导集合
Well, give us the highlights.

说重点
Uh, let's see. In 2009 was that awful thing at Fort Hood

2009年在胡德堡发生了一起可怕事故
where the U.S. Army psychiatrist killed 13 people.

美国军队的心理医生杀了13个人
If you fast-forwarded this past March,

如果快进到三月
the head of Colorado's prison system was killed in his home.

科罗拉多州监狱系统的负责人在自己家中被杀