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We did have a flamethrower that my foster dad got in Vietnam.
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I fired it up
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and accidentally burnt down the trailer,
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and I ended up in the street,
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blaming toast for all of my problems.
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Years later, I see that toaster on your registry.
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You get a kick-ass wedding gift,
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and I finally made peace with toast.
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I knew you were here telling me the story,
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but I was still rooting for you to die in the trailer fire.
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So mean.
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Honey, you know the tree on the side of the house?