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Whoa, mother, slow down. What's wrong?
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I just wanted to make sure you were all right
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Why wouldn't I be all right?
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No one is buying your book.
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What are you talking about?
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I am standing in the middle of the bookstore,
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And no one is buying your book.
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Okay. What are you doing in a bookstore?
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I was hungry. I-I came in for a pastry.
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And there they were, all your books,
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Just... Sitting there.
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Well, they only just went on sale two hours ago.