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and thought it would be a riot
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to take a cab to - a drive-through wedding chapel.
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- You didn't. - She did.
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Yeah, I did, but I never thought that it was for real.
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And I broke up with the guy a couple weeks later
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after I found out he was a compulsive liar,
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degenerate, and a thief.
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Yes, but not before you tied the knot.
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And here I thought you were a one-and-done kind of girl.
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Does your father know about this?
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I really am gonna be sick.
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And that'll be my lawyer.