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from Martin Channing.
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Oh, it's a birthday gift from my daddy all the way from prison.
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Last year, he made me a macaroni art picture frame.
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I mean, the man once rented Miami
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for a friend's bachelor party.
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Hey, that picture frame fed us for two days.
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Yeah, well, this thing is not pasta,
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and it's too big to fit through the door.
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And so was I three months ago.
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No, really.
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My seat on an airplane used to be Row Three.
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There it is in the street.