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Is that a Lamborghini?
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Wait.
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Is that my Lamborghini?
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Yeah, it's a Lamborghini Aventador Roadster.
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Prison arts and crafts has gotten pretty fancy.
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Well, it takes four years for these cars to be custom-made.
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This one was ordered in 2011.
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That's right, my father ordered this for me
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when he still had money.
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Correction: When he had everyone else's money.
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All my father ever gave me was that one iffy chromosome.
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Well, here you go.