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There's a Nerf tennis set
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half on the floor, half in the bin,
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none of it going home with me.
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I was trying to be positive about my birthday this year,
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but, Max, if things hadn't happened with my father,
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tonight would have been a magical birthday for me.
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Hey, there was some magic.
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I personally made five vodka Sprites disappear.
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Ta-da!
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I would've got in the car and driven out to the Hamptons,
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and we'd sit on the beach all night
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having lobster caught by one of the townies