Hey, there was some magic.

我也展现点魔力给你瞧瞧
I personally made five vodka Sprites disappear.

我把五杯伏特加混雪碧弄消失了
Ta-da!

厉害吧
I would've got in the car and driven out to the Hamptons,

我会坐上车开到汉普顿[度假胜地]
and we'd sit on the beach all night

我们可以整晚坐在海滩边
having lobster caught by one of the townies

让当地人抓龙虾给我们吃
and drink champagne while taking duckface selfies

再一边喝红酒一边拍个鸭嘴自拍
till the sun came up.

直到日出
FYI, I'm the townie in this scenario,

在你整段剧情里我是那个"当地人"
and I hate all of you.

我恨你们全部人
Instead of doing any of that, I'm having the worst birthday.

但我不是在做那些事而是在过最烂的生日
I probably feel worse than Demi Moore did

这感觉大概比黛米·摩尔