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Cousin Emily?
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Surprise!
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My agent thought it would be
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perfect fodder for my blog.
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You have an agent and a press tour and a blog. Wow.
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The first time Patterson whisked me away in a helicopter
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for a private picnic, I knew
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love had a price.
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A girl came in talking about her dad,
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and I realized that her dad is the random trucker.
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I just wanted to scream at her and be like,
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"Your dad ruined my life."