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When you get into an elevator with a woman,
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press a higher number than her,
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and then make a big deal about it.
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Push her in a lake.
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Be one of the tallest guys in the bar,
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and brag about how long your butt-crack is.
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Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio,
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and make fun of her for not knowing it.
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Use the word "Idiot".
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Never make her pancakes.
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Force her to make you pancakes,
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in the middle of the night.