来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  I'm perfectly happy settling for a sex coupon.
  我完全乐意接受一张性爱优惠券
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  Okay. Tell Stu I'm in.
  好吧 告诉斯图算我一个
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  You guys, tomorrow is Christmas break,
  各位 明天就是圣诞假期了
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  which means that for the next two weeks,
  这就意味着接下来的两周
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  parents nationwide will be asking their unmarried kids,
  全国的家长们会问他们未婚的孩子们
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  "What's wrong with you," driving them to internet-date.
  "你们怎么回事" 逼他们去网上相亲
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  And if we have done our job right,
  要是我们的工作到位
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  they'll choose Wallflower.
  他们就会选择壁花网
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  Now...bikes!
  请看...自行车
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  Everyone take one bike.
  人人一辆自行车
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  Merry Christmas and enjoy your holidays, guys.
  圣诞节快乐 好好享受假期吧 各位
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  Enjoy!
  尽情享受