Oh, my god.

天啊
Irene Wallace has been on our site for three years.

艾琳·华莱士已经在我们网站注册三年了
She has spent $14,000 in the pursuit of a mate,

她花了一万四千美金寻找伴侣
and all she has to show for it is a handful of failed dates.

而她得来的却只有几次失败的约会
I thought you said you had a problem, not a hilarious story.

你不是说遇到麻烦了吗这事怎么这么滑稽
I just found out that she's doing an interview

我刚发现她正要接受
with the Huffington Post...

《赫芬顿邮报》的采访
...where she's gonna share

她将在采访中分享
her disastrous experience here at Wallflower.

她在我们壁花网的悲痛经历
But 40% of our sign-ups are over the holidays.

但是节假日会给我们带来四成的的注册用户
Bad press now could crater our earnings.

不良报道可能让我们功亏一篑
I just invested in a bike shop.

我刚在自行车行做了投资