来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  to find Irene a man on our site
  帮艾琳在我们网上找个男人
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  so she changes her mind about airing our dirty laundry.
  这样她才能不向媒体说我们坏话
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  Status? Go!
  现在的情况 说
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  We've made her the first profile that appears
  任何人在壁花网上搜索约会对象
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  when anyone looks for a date on Wallflower.
  我们都将她的简历放在首位
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  And there's been interest, but whenever men reach out,
  有男人对她感兴趣 但这些人一跟她搭话
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  they get weird messages back.
  他们都会收到奇怪的回复
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  "I have a tomato garden. L.O.L."
  "我有个番茄花园 哈哈哈"
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  "The bank repossessed my Corolla. L.O.L."
  "银行收回了我的丰田车 哈哈哈"
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  "I had a six-foot tapeworm removed. L.O.L."
  "我去除了一条1米8的绦虫 哈哈哈"
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  I don't like to talk badly of other women,
  我不喜欢说别的女人的坏话
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  but she seems straight-up crazy pants.
  但是听上去她简直就是个疯子