来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  And there's been interest, but whenever men reach out,
  有男人对她感兴趣 但这些人一跟她搭话
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  they get weird messages back.
  他们都会收到奇怪的回复
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  "I have a tomato garden. L.O.L."
  "我有个番茄花园 哈哈哈"
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  "The bank repossessed my Corolla. L.O.L."
  "银行收回了我的丰田车 哈哈哈"
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  "I had a six-foot tapeworm removed. L.O.L."
  "我去除了一条1米8的绦虫 哈哈哈"
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  I don't like to talk badly of other women,
  我不喜欢说别的女人的坏话
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  but she seems straight-up crazy pants.
  但是听上去她简直就是个疯子
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  I was hoping it wasn't gonna come to this,
  我也不希望最后会这样
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  but somebody is gonna have to get on Wallflower
  但是某人需要上壁花
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  and ask her out.
  跟她约会
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  Well, I don't think it's ethical to ask
  我觉得要求员工这么做
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  an employee to do that.
  是不道德的