来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  I don't like to talk badly of other women,
  我不喜欢说别的女人的坏话
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  but she seems straight-up crazy pants.
  但是听上去她简直就是个疯子
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  I was hoping it wasn't gonna come to this,
  我也不希望最后会这样
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  but somebody is gonna have to get on Wallflower
  但是某人需要上壁花
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  and ask her out.
  跟她约会
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  Well, I don't think it's ethical to ask
  我觉得要求员工这么做
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  an employee to do that.
  是不道德的
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  Which is why I didn't ask you.
  所以我没有要求你啊
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  Lora, show Howard his profile.
  劳拉 给霍华德看他的简历
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  Per your orders,
  根据你的要求
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  we tried to make him as un-Howardy as possible.
  我们尽可能把他变成了另外一个霍华德
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  It's -- that's --
  那是...