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Howard. How did it go?
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I want all the details.
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Well... I haven't been on a date since the Aughts,
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and it's been longer since I've been to a not-a-chili's restaurant.
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And the waitress comes over to Irene and I, and she says,
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"We do things a little differently around here."
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So I was intrigued, and I turn to Irene, and I say,
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"Well, what's that supposed to mean?
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Do they pay us to eat?"
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She didn't laugh, either.
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The food was something called tapas,
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which must be Spanish for "Still hungry."