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so why do I feel so rotten inside?
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Did my heart stent fall out?
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It sounds like you're having feelings.
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For Howard.
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No.
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He's middle management. He smells like a couch.
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He writes "Downton Abbey" Fan fiction. He's --
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Your work husband.
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What? No. Don't be ridiculous.
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Jimmy, the hot sparkletts guy, my work husband.
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Yes, he is.
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I'm making him peppermint bark for Christmas.