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I'm making him peppermint bark for Christmas.
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No. Jimmy only comes around once a month.
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- You're around Howard all day. - Every day.
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If you spend enough time
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stuck together with someone at work...
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You start to like the way their Hawaiian shirt smells.
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Or the soothing sounds of their robotic voice.
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But at the same time,
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you want to kill them in their sleep...
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Or while they're awake. That part's fungible.
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So, wait -- do you guys have work spouses?
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No. We haven't found ours yet.