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that Charlie lived life on his own terms.
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Blah, blah, blah. Why can't we see the body?
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Charlie Harper was the love of my life
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and a wonderful, wonderful man.
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He slipped on the Metro platform
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and fell in front of an oncoming train.
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His body just exploded like a balloon full of meat.
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I know what you said you wanted, but...
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I really don't think Pamela Anderson will agree
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to swallow your ashes.
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I ain't cleaning him up.
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* Imagine me and you, I do *