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we were the happiest we'd ever been.
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I'd feed him...
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bathe him...
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and, of course,
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there was endless magical lovemaking.
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Then, a few days ago, the unthinkable happened.
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Somehow, he managed to make a rope
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out of his bowling shirts and ran away,
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disappearing into the darkness.
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Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks.
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Charlie escaped?
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Uh, no.