来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第15集 第15集》

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  Uh, well, turned out it was funnier.
  后来觉得这样更搞笑罢了
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  All right.
  好吧
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  So your brother then let you stay there
  所以你哥哥让你住在他家
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  eight and a half years rent-free,
  八年半没收过你一分钱房租
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  even though you claim that he never liked you.
  虽然你声称他从来就不喜欢你
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  Ah. Ah, you're not the only one to point out the illogic.
  嗯 除了你很多人也觉得这不合逻辑
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  And this brother of yours supposedly died in Paris
  你的这位哥哥据称在巴黎
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  under mysterious circumstances.
  神秘死亡
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  It wasn't all that mysterious.
  其实也没那么神秘
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  I mean, he was taking a lot of drugs
  我是说 他一直以来滥用药物
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  and pissed off almost everybody.
  几乎把身边的人都惹毛过
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  And then you tried to drown yourself,
  而你想投海自杀