I couldn't resist.

我是情难自禁
Smashing the guitar of someone singing a cloying love song

在某人唱倒胃口的情歌时砸烂吉他
was on my quintessential college experience list.

是我大学生涯中必做的经典动作之一
- Your what? - It's a list of everything

-你的什么 -吸取电影精华后
that movies have taught me comprises a successful first year at college.

我列出了成功的大一学生必做的事情的清单
- Bond with a group of loveable misfits. - Check.

-与可爱的格格不入的人抱团 -搞定
- Take on the school bully. - Check.

-与学校霸王干一架 -完成
Make out with the hottest girl on campus.

与学院里最靓的妞儿热吻
Check-a-rooni.

吻了
Unfortunately, the school year's almost over,

不幸的是学期快结束了
and there's a bunch of stuff left on the list.

清单上还有好多事没有做
Well, I'll help you finish it.

我来帮你完成