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Get a table!
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Abed, are we all in the movie right now?
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We are all in a movie, even when there are no cameras.
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When will the movie be released?
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When is life released?
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Every minute of our lives is a world premiere,
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and my father has already bought the popcorn.
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Whoa!
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Excuse me, Abed, but you aren't actually trying to say
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that you're Jesus, are you?
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I am who you say I am.
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Oh, man.