I brought you a going-away present for your European book tour.

我为将要去欧洲签售的你买了个送别礼物
Going to Paris without a Chanel bag

不带香奈儿包包去巴黎
is like going to St. Barts without sunscreen--

就好像去圣巴特岛不带防晒霜一样
it is not healthy.

很不健康哦
You are a best-selling American author.

你是美国最畅销小说的作者
You have to go over there and represent.

你是要代表美国去的
Oh, it's not really the Euro-snobs I'm concerned about.

我现在担心的不是欧洲的势利小人
It's more my mother.

而是我妈妈
We haven't seen each other

她知道我是《一丝不挂》的作者之后
since she found out I wrote Undressed.

我们就没有见过面了
Awkward.

好尴尬
Like, "Hey, Mom,

就好像你对她说 "妈