Okay, I know, I know, but are you dating?

行我知道了但你有跟他在交往吗
- Are you in an exclusive relationship? - I don't know.

-你们是认真的吗 -我不知道
What do you mean? Don't you think you should know?

你什么意思你不知道谁知道
I mean, he could be out there

我是说说不定他混在外面
dry humping half of New York City right now.

和半个纽约的妞跳隔衣擦火呢
"Dry humping"? Oh, that's scandalous. That worries me.

"隔衣擦火" 那太丢人了我好怕哦
Phil and I dry hump. Okay?

菲尔和我就那样知道吧
And it is intense. And it's very erotic.

很激烈很让人有性趣
And it's the only way that I can actually get off.

那也是我唯一能达到高潮的方法
Dry humping is no fucking joke.

隔衣擦火不是什么情趣玩笑
So I think that you need to be clear about what this relationship is.

我觉得你应该清楚这段关系到底是什么
Now what is the story with you guys?

你们两个是怎么回事呢