We're not trying to choke each other with commitment.

我们可不想用承诺让彼此窒息
But now you're fucking freaking me out...

但你现在让我焦虑不安...
and I can't do anything but

我什么也做不了只能
picture him humping some fucking bartender.

想着他和某个该死的酒吧妹乱搞
Thank you.

多亏你了
I'm your sister, honey. This is what I'm here to do: terrify you.

我是你姐啊宝贝我就是来吓唬你的
Now I see Phil dry humping you.

现在我知道菲尔和你隔衣擦火了
You don't wanna see that.

你不会想看见那个场景的
I don't wanna think about what that looks like. It's not pretty.

我都不愿意想那是什么样的不养眼
Like, between the snorting and the slobbering...

吭哧吭哧流口水
he's like a fucking shar-pei.

他像只他妈的沙皮狗
Or what are those dogs with the:

或是那种会发出这种声音的狗