来自《远距离爱情 第0集》

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  - What? You don't like it? - It's disgusting.
  -怎么 你不喜欢 -恶心死了
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  I don't care what you think about this. This is not for you.
  我才不管你怎么想呢 这又不是为你留的
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  Who's it for, the '83 Yankees bullpen?
  那为谁呢 八三洋基队替补吗
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  Very funny.
  很搞笑
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  No, I'm actually trying to scratch
  不是 我其实是想从我的"上她"清单
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  a very specific demographic off my fuck-it list.
  中抓到一组特定人群
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  What's a fuck-it list?
  什么是"上她"清单
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  He's got this list, it's like a bucket list...
  他这个单子就像个购物清单
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  but it's women he's trying to bang before he dies.
  不过是他想在翘辫子前搞的女人名单
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  So, what kind of women are you hoping
  那你想用你那一撮小胡子
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  to attract with your moustache?
  吸引什么样的女人呢
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  Older women, between 45 and 60.
  成熟女人 四十五到六十岁的