That's because you put it on my face.

那是因为你弄沙子到我脸上了
We lost him now. Wait a minute.

他不见了等等
- Oh, man. - What?

-神哪 -怎么了
- Are you kidding me? - What?

-开玩笑的吧 -怎么了嘛
He's taking a shit in the house. Look. Upstairs. Where the light is.

他在房子里拉屎看楼上开着灯的那里
Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house.

天啊他真的在拉屎
What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing?

什么小偷会到他要盗窃的房子里面拉屎啊
I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a high-pressure situation like this?

我不知道什么人会在如此高压之下干那事
I'm not shitting nowhere except for my house.

我从来不在我家以外的地方解决问题
I will pinch it in my ass for hours before l let it go.

我可以忍上数小时
But when l let it go, here, she blows.

一旦我放开那就是滔滔黄河水一泻千里
Here, she blows. The big brown shark is gonna come.

波涛汹涌还有黄色的大鲨鱼