That girl almost blew my head off. Feel my puise, man.

那女士差点杀了我摸摸我的脉搏
That was crazy. Crazy.

那真是疯狂
You were there. That happened.

你也在场那的确发生了啊
Shut up. I'm on the phone.

闭嘴我在打电话
All right. I'll be quiet. Hey.

好吧我会安静点的
I'm craving cheese right now. Could we stop, get some cheese?

我现在想吃芝士可以停下来买点芝士吗
Hey, turd burglar, all l wanna hear is where my baseball card is.

厕所大盗我只想知道我的棒球卡去哪了
Where my partner's gun is.

还有我伙伴的枪
- Your what? - My baseball card.

-你的什么 -我的棒球卡
Why you talking to me about baseball cards?

你干嘛跟我讲棒球卡
Holy shit. Dude, l just tasered you, man. Oh-ho!

天啊哥们我电晕过你
Man. Hey, did you shit your pants when you got tasered?

兄弟被电的时候你没有失禁拉在裤子上吧