You know the bonobo chimpanzee...

你知道那些刚果的黑猩猩
...is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?

是除人类以外唯一的会口交的动物吗
Where do you find the time to watch the animal planet?

你怎么会有时间去看动物世界
I'm with you 25 hours a day.

一天25小时我都跟你一起
I have to feed this. I have to feed this, okay?

我要补脑的我要充实自己
Well, you're a compendium of fucking useless information.

好吧你就是废物百科全书
Well, l don't wanna look at reality tv because that's the bowel of hollywood.

可是我不喜欢看真人秀那就是好莱坞的排粪口
I fucking hate reality tv. You're right, it fucking blows.

妈的我也讨厌真人秀没错都是噱头
And l like to see chimpanzees getting head.

我乐意看到黑猩猩越来越火了
You got a point.

挺有道理的
Here we go.

动手吧
So this guy's the biggest car thief in brooklyn.

这家伙是布鲁克林最厉害的偷车贼