Never wear a dead man's boots.

千万别穿死人的靴子
That is a world of bad luck you do not want a part of.

这是世界上最倒霉的东西你不会想沾上
Sorry. And thank you.

抱歉还有感谢
So, maybe we should find out what got these hombres in so much hot salsa.

我们要找出是谁让这些西班牙人死得那么惨
Gentlemen.

伙计们
Still don't understand how he got the rooster to play the piano-

还是不懂他怎么让公鸡去弹钢琴
He just puts a little chicken feed on the keys that he wants the chicken to peck...

他只是把鸡食放在那些想让鸡去啄的琴键上
...so he can play a song.

自然可以弹成歌了
- It's not complicated. - I'm gonna be the bad guy.

-一点也不难 -我要变坏人了
No, you're not. You fucked up your whole performance last time.

根本不是你上次的表演根本不堪入目
Bulishit. I was totally believable.

放屁我超级可信的
- I'll be working on my act. - That's not acting.

-我会继续锻炼我的演技 -毫无演技可言