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Good evening, ladies.
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Please enter and be tained.
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I don't get it, Bob.
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Why are people buying tickets to your burger?
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Linda is putting on a dinner theater,
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so you're paying for the entertainment plus the burger.
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What if someone only wants to eat a hamburger?
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I guess you could just pay for the burger
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and turn your back to the stage.
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I could kind of watch like this, you know,
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with my peripheral vision.
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It'd be the honor system, Teddy.