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because the fedora has been
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tragically co-opted by the unshaven hipster crowd.
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Darling, can I have a word?
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Will you sit down?
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So, um...
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your class won't be performing Cuban Pete tomorrow night.
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What? Why?
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You know I appreciate
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how you both literally and figuratively dance
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to the beat of your own drum.
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But there are some people who might think
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that a group of 12-year-olds dancing