This madhouse is my home.

这个疯人院是我的家
Think about that statement for a second, why don't you?

现在你又管这儿叫家了吗
Jean is here with me because this is a family event.

带简来是因为她也是这个家的一份子
Jean's here because she's a buffer

带简来是为了借她作为
between you and the shrill insanity of your mother.

你和你母亲的尖酸刻薄的缓冲
You know, you'd have a lot more credibility if you had any credibility.

你若值得信任的话早就赢得信任了
You're a easy mark.

你就是个大傻瓜
You're so goddamn self-righteous, you know that? You're so...

是你太自以为是你是如此
Surely you must've realized when you started porking

在你勾搭上那个长袜子皮皮[童话人物]的时候
Pippi Longstocking you were due for some self-righteousness,

你就知道我只是出于虚伪的自以为是而谴责你
just a smidgen of indignation on my part.

而不是因为愤怒吗
Maybe, I split because of it!

所以我才和你分居的